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Another try.

 

Original text:

 

"The global heating is a bad thing, we will all drown if it does not stop."

 

...10 translations later we get:

 

"Global warming is bad, all drowned, and if we do not stop."

 

...20 translations later we get:

 

"Global warming is bad, all drowned, and when to stop."

 

...30 translations later we get:

 

"Global and all drowning, time to stop."

 

...40 translations later we get:

 

"The world is the time to stop drowning."

 

...50 translations later we get:

 

"Time to stop the drowning."

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"Time to prevent Drowning."

 

OMG! so we have to prevent people from drowning to make the world a better place? or...?

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Original text:

 

"There is a forum about this an Amaranthia! LOL!"

 

...50 translations later we get:

 

"This section is not finished yet! Nice!"

 

Okay, i'll come back later then. :lol:

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What The Heck?

0.o?

 

Original text:

 

"This translator is bugged, and is very funny. Thanks translator, for all the good times you give people."

 

...10 translations later we get:

 

"This translated into fun and games. At any time, thanks to the people a good actor."

 

...20 translations later we get:

 

"Does resulteerde kattenkwaad years. At all times, een goede dankzij actor jealous."

 

...30 translations later we get:

 

"Kattenkwaad Resulteerde year. At any time, the envy of the players, dankzij taken."

 

...40 translations later we get:

 

"Kattenkwaad Resulteerde years. Increasingly, players dankzij jealous."

 

..50 translations later we get:

 

"Kattenkvaad Resulteerde years. All players dankzij jealous."

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"Kattenkvaad years resulteerde jealous dankzij each player."

 

xD Still so funny!

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0 translations:

Are Spngebob watchers masochists?

 

10 translations:

Protect sponge masochist?

 

20 translations:

Protect masochistic sponge?

 

30 translations:

Security mazochist sponge?

 

40 translations:

mazochist sponge Security?

 

50 translations:

mazochist fungi security?

 

56 translations:

Safety mazotshist model?

 

Wow... this translator is crazy. BTW, the Spongebob theme is me being a little silly. I like Spongebob!

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Original text:

 

"If you are happy and you know it, clap your hands!"

 

...10 translations later we get:

 

"If you're lucky, you know, clap!"

 

...20 translations later we get:

 

"If you're lucky, you know, shock!"

 

...30 translations later we get:

 

"If I'm lucky to know you so much!"

 

...40 translations later we get:

 

"If you're really lucky, I know!"

 

...50 translations later we get:

 

"If you're lucky, I know!"

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"You're lucky, it anrnoog ฉ!"

 

xD :lul:

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Ok,something which makes this translator screwed up:

Love is so great - Love is a very serious problem - It is?

 

This translator is screwed - For the time being XD

Love is a wonderful disease - The pain of love is amazing Ooookaaaaay.........

What else can be screwed up by this thing? - Is the end of the drink?

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*These were all on 56.

 

Elemental -> House

I hate homework. -> Since my job.

This is a really bad translator -> Moving.

I should really work on my game. -> True. (o.o!! The translator agrees w/ me.)

this is hilarious -> life

I'm running out of things to say DX -> Thanks dg.

I dislike the twilight saga -> Twilight, I am.

I love Star Trek XD -> City Star Safari

I should be working on my homework right now... -> What to do...

paradichlorobenzene -> Dihlorbenzol

 

-

This was just hilarious. XD

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Original: If I'm a French person, I refuse to eat French fries. But I'm not French!

 

After 10: When I was a Frenchman, and refused food french fries. But I'm not French

 

After 20: If I were French, and refuse food. But I'm French!

 

After 30: I have food waste, if it is France. But France!

 

After 40: Chipset, and it shows. ! But France!

 

After 56: Chipset and shows! However, French

 

Oh, and here's my username after 56 translations:

 

Thunder (I like that)

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Tonight's going to be a good night

10 translations later

"It was a night good night"

56 Translations later

"Good Night"

 

Best Attempt by the translator ever. Atleast, both the words were written by me in the 56th translation and not random weirdness

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Here's Ryo's attempt at it. xD

 

Original Text:

"Oishi smells like a field of fresh flowers on a hot day in August."

 

AFRIKAANS : Oishi ruik soos 'n veld van vars blomme op' n warm dag in Augustus.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like a field of fresh flowers on a hot day in August.

ALBANIAN : Oishi erë si një fushë me lule të freskëta në një ditë të nxehtë në gusht.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like a field of fresh flowers on a hot day in August.

ARABIC : Oishi الروائح مثل حقل من الزهور الطازجة في يوم حار في آب / أغسطس.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like a field of fresh flowers on a hot day in August.

BELARUSIAN : Оиси пахне поле свежых кветак у спякотны дзень у жніўні.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like a field of fresh flowers on a hot day in August.

BULGARIAN : Oishi мирише на поле от свежи цветя в горещ ден през август.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like a field of fresh flowers on a hot day in August.

CATALAN : Oishi fa olor a un camp de flors fresques en un dia calorós d'agost.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like a field of fresh flowers on a hot day in August.

CHINESE : 大石气味像鲜花在炎热的八月天领域。

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like flowers in the field of hot August days.

CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 大石气味像炎热的八月天的实地花。

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like hot August days of field flowers.

CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 大石氣味像炎熱的八月天的實地花。

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like hot August days of field flowers.

CROATIAN : Oishi miriše na vruće kolovoz dana polju cvijeća.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like a hot August day a field of flowers.

CZECH : Oishi voní jako horký srpnového dne pole květin.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like a hot August day a field of flowers.

DANISH : Oishi lugter som en varm august dag et felt af blomster.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like a hot August day a field of flowers.

DUTCH : Oishi ruikt als een hete dag in augustus een veld van bloemen.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like a hot August day in a field of flowers.

ENGLISH : Oishi smells like a hot August day in a field of flowers.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like a hot August day in a field of flowers.

ESTONIAN : Oishi lõhnab kuum augustikuu päeval põllul lilli.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like hot August day in a field of flowers.

FILIPINO : Oishi smells tulad ng mainit Agosto araw sa isang patlang ng mga bulaklak.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like hot August day in a field of flowers.

FINNISH : Oishi haisee kuuma elokuun päivä alalla kukkia.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi smells like a hot August day in the field of flowers.

FRENCH : Oishi sent comme une chaude journée d'août dans le domaine des fleurs.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi feels like a hot August day in the field of flowers.

GALICIAN : Oishi se sente como un día quente de agosto no campo de flores.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi feels like a hot day in August in the field of flowers.

GERMAN : Oishi fühlt sich an wie ein heißer Tag im August im Bereich der Blumen.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi feels like a hot day in August in the field of flowers.

GREEK : Oishi αισθάνεται σαν μια καυτή ημέρα του Αυγούστου στο χώρο των λουλουδιών.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi feels like a hot day in August at the flowers.

HAITIAN_CREOLE : Oishi santi l tankou yon jou ki cho nan mwa Out nan flè sa yo.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi feels like a hot day in August of these.

HEBREW : Oishi מרגיש כמו ביום חם באוגוסט הללו.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi feel like these on a hot day in August.

HINDI : Oishi अगस्त में एक गर्म दिन पर इस तरह लग रहा है.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi on a hot day in August, this looks like.

HUNGARIAN : Oishi egy forró napon augusztusban, ez látszik.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is a hot day in August, it seems.

ICELANDIC : Oishi er heitur dagur í ágúst, virðist.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is a hot day in August, apparently.

INDONESIAN : Oishi adalah hari panas di bulan Agustus, tampaknya.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is a hot day in August, apparently.

IRISH : Is Oishi an lá te i mí Lúnasa, is cosúil.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is a hot day in August, apparently.

ITALIAN : Oishi è un giorno caldo di agosto, a quanto pare.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is a hot day in August, apparently.

JAPANESE : 大石は明らかに、8月の暑い日です。

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is clearly a hot August day.

KOREAN : Oishi 분명히 뜨거운 8 월의 어느 날입니다.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi definitely one hot August day.

LATVIAN : Oishi noteikti ir viens karstā augusts dienu.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is definitely one hot August day.

LITHUANIAN : Oishi yra neabejotinai vienas karštas rugpjūtis dieną.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is definitely one hot August day.

MACEDONIAN : Oishi е дефинитивно една августовско ден.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is definitely one hot August day.

MALAY : Oishi pasti salah satu panas Ogos hari.

Back to ENGLISH : Ōishi definitely one hot August day.

MALTESE : Oishi definittivament jum wieħed sħun Awissu.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi definitely one hot day in August.

NORWEGIAN : Oishi definitivt en varm dag i august.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is definitely a hot day in August.

PERSIAN : Oishi قطعا یک روز گرم در ماه آگوست است.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is definitely a hot day in August.

POLISH : Oishi jest zdecydowanie gorący dzień w sierpniu.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is definitely a hot day in August.

PORTUGUESE : Oishi é definitivamente um dia quente de Agosto.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is definitely a hot day in August.

PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Oishi é definitivamente um dia quente de Agosto.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is definitely a hot day in August.

ROMANIAN : Oishi este cu siguranta o zi fierbinte de august.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is definitely a hot day in August.

RUSSIAN : Оиси, безусловно, жаркий день в августе.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is definitely a hot day in August.

SERBIAN : Оиши је дефинитивно врелог дана у августу.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is definitely a hot day in August.

SLOVAK : Oishi je určite horúci deň v auguste.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is definitely a hot day in August.

SLOVENIAN : Oishi je definitivno vroč dan v avgustu.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is definitely a hot day in August.

SPANISH : Oishi es definitivamente un caluroso día de agosto.

Back to ENGLISH : Oishi is definitely a hot August day.

SWAHILI : Oishi ni dhahiri ni moto Agosti siku.

Back to ENGLISH : Live is definitely a hot August day.

SWEDISH : Live är definitivt en het augustidag.

Back to ENGLISH : Live is definitely a hot August day.

TAGALOG : Live ay tiyak na isang mainit na araw Agosto.

Back to ENGLISH : Live is definitely a hot day in August.

THAI : Live แน่นอนวันที่อากาศร้อนในเดือนสิงหาคม

Back to ENGLISH : Live definitely a hot day in August.

TURKISH : kesinlikle Live Ağustos ayında sıcak bir gün.

Back to ENGLISH : Live definitely a hot day in August.

UKRAINIAN : Live визначено жаркий день в серпні.

Back to ENGLISH : Live defined hot day in August.

VIETNAMESE : Live xác định ngày nóng vào tháng Tám.

Back to ENGLISH : Live identify hot day in August.

WELSH : Live nodi ddiwrnod poeth ym mis Awst.

Back to ENGLISH : Live identify hot day in August.

YIDDISH : לעבן ידענטיפיצירן הייס טאָג אין אויגוסט.

Back to ENGLISH : Live identify hot day in August

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Agas: Time

Saurva: Naughty (:D)

Zarich: Radiator ( :laughing: )

Tawrich: Tarus

Indra: Thunderer

Ahriman: Qatar Mobile

 

Saurva is naughty, LOL.

 

AND Zarich is a radiator.

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@iya eczema is these dry itchy bumpy patches you get on your skin

 

"the fish in spain are tired of the rain in the land of aveyond because of my aunt"

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"Spanish sardine season, my kids country."

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Aesma: Femsa court

Nanghaithya: Nanghaithia (awww, no fun >___< apparently even the translator is scared of Nanghaithya)

Rhen Darzon Pendragon: Darzee return defense

Rhen Darzon: Darzee war

Rhen Pendragon: Battle Creek

So apparently Rhen means War. Joy.

Lars Tenobor: Tenobor (again, no fun)

Te'ijal Ravenfoot: Upload 'ijal chicken feet (WTH)

Elinidana'ter'Lithir de Aramati: Elinidana 'anniversary' lithir aramateik

Galahad Teomes: Change service category (sucks to be you, Galahad)

Mad Marge: Maddomagi

Pirate John: No change AT ALL, you lucky bastard

Dameon Maurva: Mora A.

Dameon: Display

Crack pairing: East (WTH :S)

Eithera: A

Rashnu: Management

Vohu Manah: One Bausch

Armaiti: Ayermaidi

Daena: Hence

Vata: attention

 

 

You know, it's interesting that somewhere in the long list of random translations "Saurva" becomes "feces" a.k.a poo/crap/stool/whatever you may call it. Man, totally sucks to be him.

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I wrote: If you have bologne. Ill have pasta.

 

 

 

AFRIKAANS : As jy 'Bologne. Siek het pasta.

Back to ENGLISH : If you're Bologna. Ill have pasta.

ALBANIAN : Nëse ju jeni të Bolonjës. Sëmurë kanë makarona.

Back to ENGLISH : If you're Bologna. Ill have pasta.

ARABIC : إذا كنت بولونيا. سوء والمعكرونة.

Back to ENGLISH : If you're Bologna. Ill-and pasta.

BELARUSIAN : Калі вы Балонні. Жорсткае і макаронных вырабаў.

Back to ENGLISH : If you're Bologna. Ill-and pasta.

BULGARIAN : Ако сте Болоня. Лошо и тестени изделия.

Back to ENGLISH : If you're Bologna. Poor and pasta.

CATALAN : Si vostè és Bolonya. Pobres i la pasta.

Back to ENGLISH : If you're Bologna. Poor and pasta.

CHINESE : 如果你是博洛尼亚。贫困和面食。

Back to ENGLISH : If you are in Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 如果你是在博洛尼亚。贫困和面食。

Back to ENGLISH : If you are in Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 如果你是在博洛尼亞。貧困和麵食。

Back to ENGLISH : If you are in Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

CROATIAN : Ako ste u Bologni. Siromaštvo i tjestenine.

Back to ENGLISH : If you are in Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

CZECH : Pokud jste v Bologni. Chudoba a těstoviny.

Back to ENGLISH : If you are in Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

DANISH : Hvis du er i Bologna. Fattigdom og pasta.

Back to ENGLISH : If you are in Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

DUTCH : Als je in Bologna. Armoede en pasta.

Back to ENGLISH : If you are in Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

ENGLISH : If you are in Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

Back to ENGLISH : If you are in Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

ESTONIAN : Kui teil on Bologna. Vaesus ja pasta.

Back to ENGLISH : If you are in Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

FILIPINO : Kung ikaw ay sa Bologna. Kahirapan at pasta.

Back to ENGLISH : If you are in Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

FINNISH : Jos olet Bolognassa. Köyhyys ja pasta.

Back to ENGLISH : If you are in Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

FRENCH : Si vous êtes à Bologne. La pauvreté et les pâtes.

Back to ENGLISH : If you are in Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

GALICIAN : No caso de Boloña. Pobreza e masas.

Back to ENGLISH : In the case of Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

GERMAN : Im Falle von Bologna. Armut und Pasta.

Back to ENGLISH : In the case of Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

GREEK : Στην περίπτωση της Μπολόνια. Η φτώχεια και τα ζυμαρικά.

Back to ENGLISH : In the case of Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

HAITIAN_CREOLE : Nan ka mòtadèl. Povrete ak pasta.

Back to ENGLISH : In the case of bologna. Poverty and pasta.

HEBREW : במקרה של בולוניה. העוני ופסטה.

Back to ENGLISH : In the case of Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

HINDI : बोलोग्ना के मामले में. गरीबी और पास्ता.

Back to ENGLISH : In the case of Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

HUNGARIAN : Abban az esetben, Bologna. A szegénység és a tészta.

Back to ENGLISH : In the case of Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

ICELANDIC : Í tilviki Bologna. Fátækt og pasta.

Back to ENGLISH : In the case of Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

INDONESIAN : Dalam kasus Bologna. Kemiskinan dan pasta.

Back to ENGLISH : In the case of Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

IRISH : I gcás Bologna. Bochtaineachta agus pasta.

Back to ENGLISH : In the case of Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

ITALIAN : Nel caso di Bologna. La povertà e la pasta.

Back to ENGLISH : In the case of Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

JAPANESE : ボローニャの場合。貧困とパスタ。

Back to ENGLISH : When in Bologna. Poverty and pasta.

KOREAN : 언제 볼로냐 인치 가난과 파스타.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna in. When poverty and pasta.

LATVIAN : Boloņas collas Kad nabadzība un makaronu izstrādājumi.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna in. When poverty and pasta.

LITHUANIAN : Bolonijos in Kai skurdo ir makaronai.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna in poverty and some pasta.

MACEDONIAN : Болоња во сиромаштија и некои тестенини.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna in poverty and some pasta.

MALAY : Bologna dalam kemiskinan dan pasta beberapa.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna in poverty and some pasta.

MALTESE : Bolonja fil-faqar u xi għaġin.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna in poverty and some pasta.

NORWEGIAN : Bologna i fattigdom og noen pasta.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna in poverty and some pasta.

PERSIAN : بولونیا در فقر و برخی از ماکارونی.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna in poverty and some pasta.

POLISH : Bologna w ubóstwie i makaron.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna in poverty and pasta.

PORTUGUESE : Bolonha em situação de pobreza e massas.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna in poverty and the masses.

PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Bolonha em situação de pobreza e as massas.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna in poverty and the masses.

ROMANIAN : Bologna în sărăcie şi masele.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna and mass poverty.

RUSSIAN : Болоньи и массовая бедность.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna and mass poverty.

SERBIAN : Болоња и масовно сиромаштво.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna and mass poverty.

SLOVAK : Bologna a masová chudoba.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna and mass poverty.

SLOVENIAN : Bologna in množična revščina.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna and mass poverty.

SPANISH : Bolonia y la pobreza masiva.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna and mass poverty.

SWAHILI : Bologna na umaskini molekuli.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna and mass poverty.

SWEDISH : Bologna och massfattigdom.

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna and mass poverty.

TAGALOG : Bologna at mass kahirapan.

 

Back to ENGLISH : Bologna and mass poverty.

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Original text:

 

"I accidentally scratched myself when i was angry at my hair!"

 

...10 translations later we get:

 

"I accidentally scratched, and he was very angry, my hair!"

 

...20 translations later we get:

 

"I accidentally scratched and was very excited, her hair!"

 

...30 translations later we get:

 

"I look forward to my hair accidentally scratched me!"

 

...40 translations later we get:

 

"I hope you know, because my head is not so!"

 

...50 translations later we get:

 

"I hope you know, because I think not!"

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"ฉันหวังว่าคุณรู้ดีเพราะผมคิดว่าไม่!"

 

 

 

: "I accidentally scratched and was very excited, her hair!" Even the translator make fun at me _;-;_

 

"ฉันหวังว่าคุณรู้ดีเพราะผมคิดว่าไม่!" Ehhh?

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ZOMG O.O

 

Original text:

 

"My love for Miyavi is Eternal"

 

...50 translations later we get:

 

"God loves you - Yes - Yes - Yes - Miiabi -"

 

 

?!?!?!?!

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I'm giving this another try. XD Man I keep toying with it. I've always been relying on google translator for help with some phrases in my French homework ... I guess I shouldn't be doing so anymore. lol

 

Here's what I entered:

"I want to visit the Wonderland Alice went to."

 

And apparently, the translator disagrees with me 56 translations later. >.<

 

"I went to Alice."

 

Oh, did you, my friend? Did you enjoy your time there by any chance? Do tell us of your adventures.

 

Funny. ^o^

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Original text:

 

"The maximum number of translations available, so far, is fifty six. "

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"Thursday and Friday"

 

 

 

That has to be the most ridiculous one!

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Original text:

 

"God is fiction, made up by man."

 

...10 translations later we get:

 

"God is a fantasy, the man says."

 

...20 translations later we get:

 

"God is a fantasy, "the man said"

 

...30 translations later we get:

 

"God, "he says, an illusion"

 

...40 translations later we get:

 

"God, that's fantastic, said:"

 

...50 translations later we get:

 

"God, it is good, he said:"

 

...56 translations later we get:

 

"God is great, "he said."

 

 

Hmm... Seams the Translator agreed with me for 30 translations xD, thats almost the half.

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