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Chapter Four

 

R.I.P.

 

Melarousniessa "Mel" Pinkthropnessofdoom

Died at Age 23428304918239048102834820

Spontaneous Combustion

 

The lovely Melarousniessa, the final heir of the Pinkthropnessofdoom family rests in peace here, but we will never forget her (Right, totally). For her spirit lives within us all (I sincerely hope not, *giggle**giggle*) and her passing greatly grieves us (I've never been happier all my life). Please rest in peace, our dear Lady Mel (NOT! *giggle giggle*).

 

Yours Truly,

 

Nox the Awesome One~

 

Mel: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!! I'm NOT FRIGGIN' DEAD!!!!!

 

P.S. Go die if you haven't.

P.P.S. Bring me some cookies-

 

Mel: Shut the heck up, you stupid puzzle!

 

P.P.P.S. ;_; I'm so hurrrrttt!!! *giggle-

 

Mel: *kicks over the gravestone*

Mel: Time to go back and look for that stupid sphere of nothingness... At least that guy is a lot less annoying than this stupid thing who will probably haunt me in the game after next. Sigh.

 

Back at Clockwork Mansion

 

Mel: Is that the sphere?! *giant pink sphere looms in corridor* That's huge. Why didn't I see that beforehand?

 

It's because you're stupid. *giggle giggle*

 

Mel: Shut. Up. Italics are only for the narrator! Who hired you to be the narrator?!

 

Some scary badass demon lady who calls herself Stella. I dunno, she freaks me out. I can't disobey someone so scary, can I? *giggle-

 

Mel: *ignores* Ok, let me touch the sphere thingum-

 

*Sphere begins to glow a bright, BRIGHT PINK.*

 

Mel: AHHHH???!!! MY EYES!!!!!! MY EYES, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Dameon: You stole my line.

Mel: Zomg that sphere was freaky... When I touch it-

Dameon: Yeah, doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? :3

Mel: More like the cold creepies, old dead guy.

Dameon: ;_;

Mel: *grabs shrinkray and shrinks the sphere* Heck yeah, I can totally be a new Evil Overlady. I'll call myself M. Mal. What a cool name! ... I'll return this to that Gyendal guy first though.

 

At the roof of Clockwork Tower

 

Mel: Hey, Not Nox! Are you there?

Gyendal: *lies in a pool of blood*

Mel: Hey, what happened?!

Gyendal: X_X

Mel: Oh yeah, now I remember... One of the ingredients that I baked into the pizza was his head. Ah well, now what?

Gyendal: I'm... Not... Dead... Yet...

Mel: Creepy. Does everyone in this game do this?

Gyendal: *head miraculously reattaches to body*

Mel: Gyack!!!

Gyendal: My sincerest hellorities, finericious maiden. Have you brought forth the evidence of extreme foolprovity-

Mel: Yeah, yeah, whatever. *tosses sphere*

Gyendal: YES!!! The Sphere of Marriage!!! I have won!!!~~~

Mel: Wait, what?

Gyendal: Finally! After so long, I have finally found a Pinkthrop descendant to pick out the sphere for me!!

Mel: Er.... (This guy is nutters, I tell ya.)

Gyendal: Now, Miss Maiden, you are coming with me! *grabs*

Mel: Yeouch, let go of me or I'm suing you for sexual harassment!

Gyendal: You can't do that!

Mel: Oh yes I can! I'M A FRIGGIN' LAWYER!!!

Gyendal: And I'm a prosecutor. Now let's go. *opens portal*

 

Suddenly, a huge "TAKE THAT" was heard and some random speech bubble pierces Gyendal

 

Redhaired Woman: Run, girl!!!

Mel: Huh?!

 

Red-haired woman and Gyendal begin arguing non-stop until the sun rises

 

Gyendal: Oh crap. I better go home, or I'll miss Mommy's fine pancakes. *leaves*

Te'ijal: Wait! I want mommy's pancakes too, brother! Don't go!!!

 

*Gyendal leaves*

 

Te'ijal: Oh crap. ;_;

Mel: Er... So, what's going on?

Te'ijal: Oh, that. Gyendal's a prosecutor, and now that he has the Sphere of Marriage he is planning to have a wedding with a certain Prince Edward of some not-so-faraway kingdom. He's obsessed.

Mel: Nonsense! Prosecutors don't exist!!!

Te'ijal: Oh yes they do!!!

Mel: No they don't!!! How do you think I won all my cases?!

Te'ijal: ... Good point. They don't exist. We're vampires.

Mel: Ah, that makes much more sense. ... Wait, what?

Te'ijal: Let's get out of here quickly so I can get my pancakes.

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Te'ijal: Oh, that. Gyendal's a prosecutor, and now that he has the Sphere of Marriage he is planning to have a wedding with a certain Prince Edward of some not-so-faraway kingdom. He's obsessed.

 

Gyendal is Edward's stalker????? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Some scary badass demon lady who calls herself Stella

Stella is a demon lady? This is interesting!

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@sandstorm: You are very impatient for an update. You just need to wait until Kirroha post an update.

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Eeks, sorry for taking so long. ^^; I was kind of busy. And I had no inspiration. Gah.

 

Chapter Five

 

Te'ijal: Follow me, whippersnapper. We have no time to lose.

Mel: "Whippersnapper"...?

Te'ijal: Are you listening?

Mel: "Whippersnapper", huh... Hey, it sounds nicer than my current name!

Te'ijal: Girl, are you there?

Mel: Maybe I need to tweak it a bit first though, before I use it... Like Wendysnapper or something? Cos I'm totally going to use that for my future son once I marry a charming prince and get carted off into the land of-

Te'ijal: SHUT UP AND GET GOING ALREADY BEFORE MY PANCAKES ARE ALL GONE! I'll have to wait until tomorrow! The pain is tearing at my heart! Don't you know what this feels?!

Mel: Shut up! Can't you see that I'm deep in my philosophical thinking?!

Te'ijal: ... *pushes Mel off Clockwork School*

Mel: I'm freefallllllllllllllllllinggggg!!!

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Mel: Let's do that again!

Te'ijal: Goodness, you're supposed to go all "Ah! Never do that again!"-

Mel: That was so cool, again, again!!!

Te'ijal: PRINCE EDWARD NEEDS YOUR HELP, FOOL!!!

Mel: Oh, ok. Prince. Whatever. I hate princes.

Te'ijal: Really? Didn't you just say something like:

Cos I'm totally going to use that for my future son once I marry a charming prince and get carted off into the land of-

Or something like that?

Mel: You must be hearing things.

Te'ijal: You're a freaking hypocrite.

 

Shadow Woods North

 

Mel: A green warp egg!!! <3

Te'ijal: Hey, it's edible. *chomp*

Mel: WAIT! You can escape battles with these things!

Te'ijal: Battles? What battles? It's not like I'm joining your party or anything, so I'm cool.

Mel: Where am I even going in the first place?!

Te'ijal: To some place called Thais to warn Prince Edward about his creepy fanboy who wants to marry him. Here, take this. *hands Mel the Note to Mistress Ulaf*

Mel: Mistress? I thought it was Master a while ago...

Te'ijal: He has powers that none of us can ever imagine...

Mel: Er, ok.

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Te'ijal: *sees vampires at the exit* *fear.mp3 plays* Dang it! We've been spotted!!

Mel: By who?! Wait, aren't those your friends?

Te'ijal: Oh yeah! Hey, it's mom and dad!

Mrs. Ravenfoot: Hi, your pancakes have all been eaten by your greedy little brother. Come back next time! Love, Mom~

Te'ijal: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!! *runs away*

Mel: ... Ooookay. Why are the characters in here so screwed up?

Mr. Ravenfoot: Hi, little girl. Are you a friend of Te'ijal's? I'm so happy! She's always been such a loner, she's never had any little friends, I'm so glad to see that she's finally found a friend in an ugly black-haired duckling-

Mel: *ignores and continues walking*

 

To be continued...

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I laughed out so hard and then falls off my chair because it's so funny! :laughing:

 

I'm glad you've finally updated it.

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LOL that was so funny. Glad you updated!

 

@Beginners: I'm just saying that this story is so awesome that I want an update. And as far as I'm aware, I'm not the only one asking for an update, so why am I the only one you're telling to be patient?

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Quote:

 

Mel: AHHHH???!!! MY EYES!!!!!! MY EYES, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Dameon: You stole my line.

 

 

OMG THAT WAS EPIC!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!

 

I LOVE THIS!!!! this is so super hilarious THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for writing this it is EPIC!!!!! :laughing: :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

 

updates soon, please!

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