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CHAPTER ELEVEN

 

Walking towards Gray's lab

Boy: So... wanna go out sometime?

Mel: I thought Gray's lab is at the bottom of the school? We have to go in.

Boy: Anyway, let's be friends.

Mel: No.

Boy: Why not? D:

Mel: Because you aren't a prince and you kind of stink.

Boy: Alright, that's too bad.

 

In Gray's office

Gray: OOooooOOOOoooooOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Boy: Here it is. Bye.

Mel: Wait, are we even in the right room?!

Boy: Well, yeah. Bye. *leaves*

Mel: WAIT!

door slams

Mel: Oh darn... now what?

Gray: *faces the sky* OOOoooOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOO!!! MISS BROOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOWWNNN!!!

Mel: *clears throat*

Gray: What? Couldn't you see I was busy resurrecting my dead boyfriend's mother's wife?!

Mel: Well, I was told to find you.

Gray: Well too bad. I have no time to listen to you!

Mel: (Hmm... I need a better idea.)

Mel: *clears throat and speaks in a high-pitched voice* Graaaayy....

Gray: Er, what's going on?

Mel: It's meeee, Graaay... I am Miissss Browwwwnnn... And I have takeeenn possession of this giirll's boodyyyy....

Gray: ...

Gray: Look, girl.

Mel: What?

Gray: If you wanted to join my team, you could have just asked.

Mel: Ok. So am I in now?

Gray: No, you need to pass a selection test first.

Mel: An interview? I'm great at interviews. I always make them faint with my amazing pepper breath.

Gray: *ignores* Just north of here is a fabulous manor belonging to this Harpsbren guy. He was the one who killed my Miss Brown, so you have to destroy him for me.

Mel: Okay, sounds easy enough to me.

Gray: Alternatively, you can steal this statuette for me. I like statuettes.

Mel: Nah, I think I'll choose the first one. I don't like statuettes.

 

Harpsbren manor

Mel: It's so creepy in here...

Mel: Why are there so many crates of wine everywhere?

???: Hey, what are you doing in my cellar? Come and join the party!

Mel: A party? I like parties. Wait for me-

Mel: Wait, aren't you the boy from just now?!

Boy: Woah, so it's you again, that girl who said I stank.

Mel: Why are you here? I thought you were a poor scummy swordsboy.

Boy: Well, I also happened to be the owner of this fabulous manor, Edward "Ely" Harpsbren...

*dramatic music plays*

 

 

To be continued

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" Mel: Mistress? I thought it was Master a while ago...

Te'ijal: He has powers that none of us can ever imagine... "

Hahahahahaha! At all Ulaf scenes! XD I wonder how will Spook be, if Gyendal is like that? Or Yvette, or June! Or any other character! And lol at the letter which Te'ijal sent to Ulaf! XD

 

He/she has powers than none of us can imagine... XD

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Sorry for taking forever. Like again. T_T

 

CHAPTER TWELVE

 

THE FINAL CONFRONTATION BEGINS!

 

EDWARD "ELY" HARPSBREN

VS

MELIARIOUSNESSA "MEL" PINKTHROP

 

WHO WILL WIN???

 

Edward Harpsbren: Mwahahahaha!!! Bet you never saw this coming!!!

Mel Pinkthrop: I... I trusted you. I TRUSTED YOU! AND ALL YOU DID WAS TO LIE TO ME!!!

Edward: ... Wait, you did?

Mel: No.

Edward: THEN I SHALL DESTROY YOU WITH MY STATUETTE. LYDIA, BRING ME MY STATUETTE!!!

Lydia: *sleeping*

Edward: Well, that kind of sucks.

Mel: Hahaha... HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAA!! FOOL, DO YOU NOT KNOW WHERE THE STATUETTE TRULY IS???

Edward: You... You STOLE IT???

Mel: Hahahahaha!!! I TOOK THE STATUETTE... AND ATE IT!!!

Edward: It's made of potassium cyanide.

Mel: Well, that sucks.

 

Back in Gray's office

Gray: OOooooOOOOoooooOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Miss Brown, show me how my lovely protege Meliariousnessa is doing!!

Nox appears from the shadows

Nox: ... Great-great-great-great grandfather, is that really you?

touching music plays

Gray: ... Noxyaresouia Pinkthrop, is that really you?

Nox: *gasp* PAPA MORDRED!!!

It is subsequently revealed that all along, Professor Gray was actually Mordred Gray Pinkthrop, the ancestor of Nox. Or something.

Nox: I thought you died! Like 28492832 years ago!

Mordred: I did... But now I'm back, because I'm awesome! But Miss Brown is no longer here with me...

Nox: ... Uh, wait. You mean, like, Lilly Brown? The girl who broke your heart when you were still Ahriman and turned you to Good?

... It also turns out that Mordred used to be called the evil sorcerer Ahriman.

Mordred: Well, yeah.

Nox: Well that sucks.

Mordred: H-Hey, is being Good such a bad thing? At least you no longer have to do stupid things like yell "NOOOO!!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" and then subsequently reach imminent death by the stupid heroes!

Nox: If you're a male villain, I suppose. Female villains like me always ends up being sympathetic. It's called a Double Standard.

Mordred: Well yeah. Anyway, I heard the Orb of Marriage is being used by the evil vampire Gyendal to marry Edward.

Nox: Uh-huh... So?

Mordred: DON'T YOU SEE WHAT THIS MEANS, NOX??? I ship EdwardxMel, not GyendalxEdward! I created the Orb of Marriage for the sole reason of marrying Edward and Mel after I finished playing The Darkthrop Prophecy and was upset that Edward x Stella was the canon ending!! This is why I MUST MUST MUST MAKE EDWARD X MEL CANON WITH THE ORB OF MARRIAGE!!!

Nox: Okay dude, take a chill pill.

 

Back at the Harpsbren Manor

Edward: Why aren't you dead!

Mel: Because.

Edward: Damn. So you wanna go out sometime?

Mel: No, you're not a prince.

Edward: SO WHAT IF I AM???

Mel: Then you'll be Prince Edward and I'll have to save you from that Not Nox fella. /:

Edward: ... Wait, why? I heard that fella was a real hot chick.

Mel: You know what? Get lost.

Edward: *sob sob* I really thought we were friends...

Mel: (Maybe I should go back to Gray...)

 

Back in Gray's office

Mel: I'm hooome!!!

Mel hears sounds of Gray yelling and throwing stuff at someone

Gray: EDWARD X MEL FTW!!!!

Nox: LARS VIII X MEL FTW!!!

Gray: OH YEAH?! I AM 342984923 TIMES YOUR AGE, NOXY, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK TO YOUR ANCESTOR LIKE THAT--

Nox: BUT I AM THE DAUGHTER OF LARS VIII AND MEL! IF YOU MAKE EDWARD X MEL CANON THEN I WON'T EXIST!!!

Gray: OH C'MON LIGHTEN UP! YOU'RE MEL'S DAUGHTER FROM BINARY FISSION! YOU DON'T HAVE A FATHER! SO IT DOESN'T MATTER IF EDWARD AND MEL MARRY, YOU'LL STILL EXIST!

Nox: BUT PAPA MORDRED, YOU HAVE NO PROOF! PLEASE DON'T ERASE ME FROM EXISTENCE! I BEG OF YOU!

Gray: Dude, your damsel-in-distress gambit would've worked out if it weren't for your creepy glowing eyes.

Nox: :(

Mel: ... Maybe I should go back.

To be continued

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CHAPTER THIRTEEN

 

Mel goes to rent an apartment

 

Mel: Can I have an apartment?

Apartment guy: Yeah, but I'll have to give you 200 gold coins.

Mel: 200 gold coins?! That's highway robbery!

Mel: ... Wait. You're going to GIVE me 200 gold coins?

AG: Nope.

Mel: ... How do you do business?

AG: Actually, to tell the truth, these apartments are haunted...

Mel: ... What? Seriously?

AG: *sigh* You see one day, I was walking through it as usual... I suddenly saw this staircase that wasn't there before... (WARNING: CLICK ONLY IF YOU DARE!)

 

Flashback

AG: What is this strange staircase? I shall investigate because I totally haven't watched enough horror movies to know that people who enter deep dark strange staircases tend to disappear and have their corpses turn up 28 days later in a nearby abandoned morgue...

Apartment guy enters the staircase.

He walks for hours and hours but never reaches the end...

SUDDENLY HE SEES A FACE OMSGDKFJKDSJFLSJDFSDLKJFLDSKJFDSF

 

Back to the future

AG: So yeah, I ran all the way back up again, but it's not before pooping and peeing my pants.

Mel: That's kind of pathetic. Very well, I'll investigate.

AG: May the goddess bless your soul...

Mel: Yeah yeah whatever.

 

At the creepy apartment staircase

Mel: Hmm... this does look kind of creepy. What will Talia Maurva do in this situation?

Talia: I will use the power of my magic to destroy this place. Destroy! Destroy! Des-

Mel: Yeah, I'll do just that. ... But wait. Magic wielders perform magic by singing so badly things get destroyed. I have a lovely voice so I can't perform magic. What a pity... I guess I'll just have to physically experience this strange staircase.

1000 flights later

Mel: DOES THIS EVER END?!

SUDDENLY MEL SEES A CREEPY FACE

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Mel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- oh wait, *rips off bedsheet* NOX?!

Mel:I knew it wasn't a ghost ever since I saw those accounting reports about the house pricing. This ghoul is actually…

Mel: So it's you all along, Nox!

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Nox: I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kid(s)!

To be continued...

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Hahaha :laughing: The AG pays Mel 200 gold!

It's very nice joke at the ghosts! I hope not a ghost haunting me tonight.

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Thanks guys! Here's another update to apologize for all the slacking I've done before. ^^;

 

CHAPTER FOURTEEN

 

Mel

Phew. FINALLY I can get some peace and quiet in my very own apartment.

 

Nox

...

 

Mel

And no, Nox, I hereby forbid you to stay.

 

Nox

... ;_; (slinks off)

 

Mel

... (Was I being too cruel?)

 

Suddenly, Mel sees a shooting star in the sky

 

Mel

Wow, a shooting sta-

 

CRAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Mel

MY POOR NEW APARTMENT IS DAMAGED BY A SHOOTING STAR!!!! T_T

 

Strange Girl

O-Ouch... W... Where am I?

 

Mel

Who the heck are you? I demand you pay my repair fees and live in the creepy staircase for three days as compensation.

 

Strange Girl

My name... What's my name...?

 

Mel

Are you listening to me?

 

Strange Girl

*fumbles in pocket and finds a ring* "Sutera"... Is that my name?

 

Mel

Wow, that ring looks elven-made.

 

Strange Girl

It is!

 

(Just in case you were wondering, all the elves in Aveyond 3's elven village has Japanese names, so it's natural that they'll probably end up writing Stella's name as Sutera.)

 

Sutera

I suppose my name is Sutera, then.

 

Mel

Sounds like a weaboo.

 

Sutera

Why are you being so meaaannn... ;_; Okay I'll get out of your house... (leaves)

 

Mel

Good.

 

Mel

....

 

Mel

OH WAIT WHAT ABOUT MY COMPENSATION FEES?! ANd the staircase! And why the heck did you come crashing from the sky-

 

Nox

Hey Mom! I'll be living in your staircase from now on!

 

Mel

DFLKSDLFKJSDKFLJSDJKLFSF

 

And thus, Mel's questions were never answered...

 

__________________________________________

Meanwhile

 

Edward

Sigh... I wonder if Mel knows that I am the Prince Edward? Will she hate me when she finds out? Or will she like me better? I mean, everyone knows that Prince Edward is psycho, and no girl gets turned on by psycho guys except...

 

Lydia

<3 <3 <3

 

Edward

... her.

 

Lydia

:3 <3

 

Edward

Can you stop speaking in emoticons?

 

Lydia

<3! <3! <3! (*´▽`*)

 

Edward

*Sigh*

 

Just then, a figure appears at the window, unbeknownst to both Edward and Lydia...

 

Sutera (at the window)

... (death glare)

 

Thunder flashes

 

Sutera

Edward... Pendragon...

My sworn nemesis...

 

...

 

...

 

Sutera

Oh wait. Who am I? What am I doing here? Silly me. Time to go find somewhere to sleep!

 

The plot(?) thickens...

To be continued...

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HahAHahA! :laughing: It's cool to see a meteor falling from the sky and right to the apartment! It's very funny! :laughing:

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Sigh I'm so sorry for the slacking guys. ): Man, there are like months between my updates! I better speed things up...

 

CHAPTER FIFTEEN

 

Mel

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Soooo, Sutera... Are you sure you don't need me to give you a band-aid to heal your broken leg?

 

Stella

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Mel, I told you many times, that a band-aid can't heal a broken leg. Also my name is Stella now, not Sutera, because the Oracle told me I can't possibly be Japanese because-.

 

Mel

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FINE. DO THAT. TO MY GOOD INTENTIONS. BYE. BYE!

 

Mel leaves.

 

Mel

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Ugh! What a crummy girl! I shall be miserable and PMS because I can!

 

Suddenly, vampires appear

 

Te'ijal's Mom

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Is that the girl?

 

Te'ijal's Dad

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Yes, it is! Let's get 'er!

 

Mel

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W-What do you want?!

 

Te'ijal's Mom

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Just the perfect timing! Gyendie and Tei are waiting for you back home to eat pancakes together!

 

Mel

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Pulls out gun S-Stay away from me! I'm armed!

 

Te'ijal's Dad

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D-Don't be rash! W-We can talk things through-

 

BANG. Mel shoots Te'ijal's dad IN THE TUMMY. He dies.

 

Mel:

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Hahahaha! I just knew you prosecutors' weaknesses were bullets! And dying!

 

Te'ijal's Mom:

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You... FIEND! All Gyendal wanted was to marry Prince Edward with your help! And you won't even come get pancakes with us! Why... do you have to be so mean? Why must you break our family apart?!

 

Mel shoots her too.

 

Mel:

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Hoo boy. I'm such a hero. Okay, let's go home.

 

Mel gets home and sees Stella there

 

Mel

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Wait, what? Weren't you at the temple a second ago?

 

Stella

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I... don't know. I can't... remember. I have short-term memory loss and I'm kind of a ditz.

 

Mel

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Are you sure you aren't being possessed by an evil demon overlord?

 

Stella

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I... don't know. My thoughts are strange sometimes. I followed you for no reason. It's not as if I wanted to stalk you to your house, eat all your food and steal your underwear or something.

 

Mel:

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Yeah, I believe you. Now what?

 

Stella:

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I think... I think we should go and destroy the Orb of Marriage.

 

Mel:

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What? How?

 

Stella

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Easy. We go and find the secret Orb of Divorce, to make sure that Gyendal NEVER marries Edward.

 

Mel

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... You do it. Why should I go on a quest to protect Edward's virginity?

 

Stella

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Because if you don't do it, I WILL FREAKING MURDER YOU.

 

Mel

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I-I'm so pumped up for this quest right now! Where can I sign up?

 

Stella

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Great to see you're so enthusiastic. Anyway, according to my sources, the Orb of Divorce is in America, a land occupied by sparkly butterfly people who like McDonald's. It is only accessible using a passport.

 

Mel

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What's a passport?

 

Stella

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I'm not sure, but apparently north of Thais we can find the American Customs. We can proceed from there.

 

Mel

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Okay, let's go.

 

Mel and Stella leave.

 

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Meanwhile

 

Lydia

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キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!, (゜∀゜)

 

Edward

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... What.

 

Lydia

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(‘A`)(‘A`)(‘A`)(‘A`)(‘A`)(‘A`)(‘A`)(‘A`)

 

Edward

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... Huh? What did you say, Lydia? You're upset because...?

 

Lydia

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(* ̄m ̄) _| ̄|○, ( ̄□ ̄;) ): ):

 

Edward

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... MY VIRGINITY IS BEING THREATENED?? BY WHO?? We must set off at once on the grand quest of protecting my virginity!

 

Edward and Lydia set off.

 

To be continued...

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Maaan I really want to finish this. *crosses fingers* I WILL I WILL I WILL.

 

But first, I think I'll go back to the previous posts and add facesets to them to make them funnier. :P

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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CHAPTER MAY CONTAIN ANIMAL BLOOD, VIOLENT SCENES AND TRIGGERING CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AND THOSE OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...

 

CHAPTER 16: YOUR ONE TRUE NIGHTMARE

 

Mel:

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Do you know that wild animals live around this area?

 

Stella:

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I am aware.

 

Mel:

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And that for someone like you with no experience fighting whatsover, you may get into trouble?

 

Stella:

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Yes, I know this very well.

 

Mel:

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So are you going to get behind me or-

 

Mel:

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OMGWHTHECKBBQ???!Q!!

 

Stella:

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Yes, Mel?

 

Mel:

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N-Nevermind...

 

Meanwhile...

 

Edward:

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Even after living here for 19 years, I still have no idea how to get around this accursed place! Lydia, do you have any idea where the exit is?

 

Lydia:

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(*_* ???????? E???? :DDDD ;):( )

 

Edward:

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Nevermind, you useless woman. Why can't you be useful for once?

 

Lydia:

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...

 

Edward:

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And to think I listened to your boyfriend troubles last week. You women are so ungrateful.

 

In the distance...

 

Nox:

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I can't stand this anymore! How can you possibly ship this chauvinistic pig with Mel? I have half a mind to blog about this on my Tumblr.

 

Mordred Gray Pinkthrop:

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Hush, my descendant, Noxyeraiouslyna. We can all see that Edward is in reality very soft hearted.

 

Nox:

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And how can you see that, Gramps?

 

Mordred:

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He has a pretty face. All boys with pretty faces make good sandwiches. He'll make a good husband one day. And it'll be for Mel, not Stella, because Mel x Edward is my OTP. Which stands for "One True Pairing", not "One Time Password". Speaking of one-time passwords, I still can't get my American Express card to work right, this doesn't make any sense, I hate this new technology jargon, things were so much better in my day when the world wasn't run by these capitalist pigs, if only Edward x Mel were canon then this could all have been avoided, Edward x Stella caused the end of the universe and the rebirth of debauchery...

 

Nox:

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*shoots herself*

 

Back to Mel and Stella

 

Mel:

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Are you... sure... you don't need to wash your dress... or something?

 

Stella:

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Oh don't you worry so much about me, Mellie-Wellie! It's already clean~

 

Mel:

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How... did you... do that...?

 

Stella:

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I cast "Cleanse" on myself. It costs only 80MP. You should try it.

 

Mel:

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Wait. You're a healer?! How can someone like you be a healer?!

 

Stella:

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I'm a really, really good healer in fact. Everytime I cast a spell, there is a 50% chance of me killing the target instead of healing them.

 

Mel:

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...

 

Stella:

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And it occurs completely at random. Isn't that great?

 

To be continued...

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Thanks guys for giving me the motivation to finish this. Fingers crossed, I'll try to...

 

WARNING: MESSED UP POLITICS AHEAD THAT IN NO WAY REFLECTS REAL AMERICAN POLITICS. THIS HAS BEEN A DISCLAIMER. 


CHAPTER 17: JOURNEY TO THE US OF A
 

*The party reaches Gheledon*

Mel:

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S-So... Stella, is it?

Stella:

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Yes?

Mel:

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So... uh... Do you think we should take a break here in Gheledon? I mean, I don't see why not, and we've been travelling for a while, so... I-I'm sure you're tired too, so...

Stella:
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...

Mel:
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U-Uh...

Stella:

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You know, Mel? We need to get the Orb of Divorce to ~save~ Prince Edward and make sure that Gyendal does not marry him. 

 

Stella:
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And to do so, we need the Orb of Divorce as. soon. as. possible. 

 

Stella:
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With that said... 

 

Stella:
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DO YOU STILL PLAN ON DILLY-DALLYING, MAGGOT????

Mel:
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No! Madam! I'm sorry! Madam!

Meanwhile...

Edward:
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Seriously! Where the heck did you vanish off to, Lydia? 

Edward:
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Geez... Looks like I have to go on this journey on my own. Now, where should I go... 

 

*Just then, Edward hears the sound of distant screaming*

Edward:
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Oh no! That sounds like Mel! I need to go save her! 

 

*Edward catches up with Stella and Mel*

 

Edward:
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Is everything okay?

 

Mel: 

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Everything... is okay... don't worry... E-Edward... Ely Harpsbren... Whatever your name is... Gyack!!!

 

Stella:

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Oh if it isn't Eddy-welly! Mel's just gotten a little ill, that's all~ie~

 

Edward:
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Yep, she looks fine. I was worried for nothing then. 

 

Mel: 

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Why must I suffer... 

 

Edward:
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Anyway, where are you guys heading off to? I'm going on a journey to protect my virginity, what about you guys?. 

 

Mel: 

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It's none of your business, Ely Harpsbren!

 

Stella:

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We are going to America!

 

Edward:

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America! Why would you want to go there? How are you even planning on getting there?

 

Mel: 

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Do you have a problem with that? Stella lives in America, and we're going to get there using a passport, of course. 

 

Edward:

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Stella lives in America! That's impossible. She won't even touch the McDonald's we gave her. All Americans eat McDonalds. 

*Author's Note: Edward's opinion that all Americans eat McDonald's is purely his own and does not in any way reflect the author's opinion that that all Americans eat McDonald's. 

 

Edward:

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Besides... I don't think you can get to America so easily these days... 

 

Mel: 

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Whatever Edward. 

 

*The party reaches Naylith Summit American Customs*

 

Mel: 

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Hi friendly customs officer. We're planning to get to America--- HUH?? 

 

Customs Officer:

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Hello alien. Welcome to American Customs. How may I help you today?

 

Mel: 

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Nox??? What the heck are you doing here?? 

 

Customs Officer:

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I am sorry Madam, I believe you have found the wrong person. My name is Norgan Smith, American Customs Officer. How may I help you today?

 

Mel: 

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Ugh. Whatever. Can we get to America, please?

 

 Customs Officer:

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I'm afraid not, Madam. Ever since the Republicans won* the recent elections, they have tightened immigration measures, and now no aliens are allowed to enter America. 

 

*A/N: They didn't. 

 

Mel: 

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Aliens?!

 

Edward:

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See? I told you it wouldn't be easy getting to America. 

 

 Customs Officer:

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However... I may let you in illegally, if you would offer me a little gift. 

 

Mel: 

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What is it?!

 

 Customs Officer:

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You see, I haven't had McDonald's in a while. If you would just go around the Isles and find me a burger, fries, Diet Coke and a packet of ketchup, I will let you into the USA. 

 

Mel: 

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Why must I suffer...

To be continued...

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