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A Weird Mash of all the Aveyonds (also AV0) (chapter 11 and Extra chapter for Pink_Heart_13)

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Chapter 6: Aveyond 1

 

Mel: Hey what is that portal?

Ulf: I'm blind! Don't talk to me!

Rhen: It is a purple portal, the color of my hair, so it is a portal to my world!

Ava 1 Eye: I have purple hair too! It could be my portal!

Rhen: Are you a main character?

Ava 1 Eye: No . . .

Rhen: Then it is not your portal!

Ava 1 Eye: So what? I am a P-

Booming Voice: Ava!

Ava 1 Eye: Yeah? What?

BV: Stop talking I don't like typing your name! So shut it or you'll be kicked out of this story!

Ava 1 Eye: You know you could just write Ava!

BV: Oh . . . uh . . . yeah . . . . . . . bye!

Ava: That was weird.

Talia: Through the portal we go!

Everyone but Mad Marge: Hoorah!

Mad Marge: *thinks* I am mute . . . I cannot say hoorah . . .

BV: Yeah I did that on purpose so I didn't have to type what your annoying mouth says!

Mad Marge: *thinks* Grrrrrr . . .

Fredrick: I will turn into a slime to celebrate! *turns into slime&

Everyone: *enters portal*

 

Rhen's World

 

Rhen: Hi! Welcome to my world!

Lars: :D Oh wait I forgot my watch! Oh wait! It is on my wrist!

Stella: *to Rhen* Does your world have germs?

Rhen: I dunno!

Stella: Uses hand sanatizer*

Ulf: :o

Mel: CHARGE!!! Umm . . . what?

Emma: :wu:

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Chapter 7: Bow Down

 

Ava: Do you think this chapter will be epicness?

Ulf: I am blind I can't hear you!

Mad Marge: *thinks* I hate this medical problem!

Booming Voice: It's not MEDICAL!! It's very very fun to hear you not talk!

Mad Marge: ?

Rhen: *to Ava* IT WILL BE EPICNESS IF I AM HERE!! IF I AM NOT HERE IT WILL BE DULL AND DRY!!!

Stella: Ah! A germ is on my hand! *uses hand sanatizer* You know even one germ can make you sick!

Galahad: 2012 . . . coming . . . nearer and . . . nearer . . . BY THE SECOND! Gaaahhh!!! *goes crazy and bites Ulf's neck*

Ulf: Ha! You old creep, little Ulfy has rock hard skin! Nothing can break through it!

Galahad: My teeth hurt . . . AHH! THEY ALL FELL OUT!

Te'ijal: Galahad, vampires don't regrow teeth! Now you'll never be able to eat anything, even your human food, again!

Galahad: MOMMY!!!

Galahad's Mommy: *poofs out of nowhere* What is it my little Gally-wally?

Galahad: *points at Ulf* He knock my teeths out!

GM: We'll see about that! *starts wrestling with Ulf*

Gavin: Stop this at once!

Edward: Marry me Stella!

Stella: Okay.

Both: *get married*

Rhen: BOW DOWN FOR I AM AWESOMENESS!

Lars: :o

Marge: *nothing*

Ulf: Owiw owe owe OWWWW!!!!

Talia: :P

Galahad: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

 

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Shorter than most, but still, I posted it!

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Very very very very silly and yeah I lol at Galahad: My teeth hurt . . . AHH! THEY ALL FELL OUT! :laughing:

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Chapter 8: [insert your own title]

 

Jack: Hehehehehehe! Look at that poster! It says . . . "Hi peoples! Rhen Pendragon is writing this cuz she is your queen and all that stuff. So, I'm looking for a"-

Rhen: Stop that! *tears down poster*

Talia: Like, what did it say?

Rhen: *blushes* none of your business!

Stella: Do you see that germ on that paper Rhen?

Rhen: No.

Stella: Well I see it and know I will get rid of it! *uses hand sanatizer on the paper*

Night's_Demon: *suddenly appears* Umm . . . Where the heck am I?

Booming Voice: Hi sister! I'm writing this and for some reason I put you in my story!

N_D: What!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

BV: Uh . . . yeah . . . I did. Oh, and does anyone else want to be in my nonsense? If so, post and say you want to and who you want to be that's not someone in the Aveyond games!

Rhen: Lydia, your weird.

BV: I am! And as I said, POST HERE IF YOU WANNA BE IN MY [d]CRAP[/d] STORY!!! (really, this is not a joke! I'll let ya be in the story if you want! But just a warning, you might get a really weird line, and . . . why am I writing this?)

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lol. Really. I mean it!

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Galahad: My teeth hurt . . . AHH! THEY ALL FELL OUT!

Te'ijal: Galahad, vampires don't regrow teeth! Now you'll never be able to eat anything, even your human food, again!

Galahad: MOMMY!!!

Galahad's Mommy: *poofs out of nowhere* What is it my little Gally-wally?

Galahad: *points at Ulf* He knock my teeths out!

GM: We'll see about that! *starts wrestling with Ulf*

 

 

Galadhads mommy hurt ulfly *ulfs mom starts wrestling galahads mom*!

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YAY! r-r-rrrr-..... -.-'

Rrrrrr! ACK! come OOON!

 

RRRRRRRRRR!

-.-'_

 

RRRRRRRRrrrrrrrandom!

 

FINALLY!

 

RANDOM! and i love it! ^^

 

I'd love to be in this nonsense (YYYAAAYYY)

Just make sure to include my pet cat Findus and my future dog [insert Name Here]. ^^

 

Pwettie Pweease? with sugar on? pweeeeeeeeeeeeeee* continues to say eeee for a LOOOOONG time*

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Chapter 9: Findus, Matri-Chan and [insert name here]

 

[insert name here]: Woof!

Matri-Chan: Here, boy/girl! Here doggie-woggie!

Rhen: Dude, where did he come from? *points at Matri-Chan*

Jack: I dunno . . . and I don't care! . . . . Yoink! *steals Matri's wallet*

Talia: WHERE'S MY SHOVEL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Alicia: What do we do now?

Rhen: Ummm . . .

Everyone: . . . .

Rhen: Ummm . . .

Everyone: . . . .

Rhen: Ummm . . .

Everyone: . . . .

Rhen: Ummm . . .

Everyone: . . . .

Rhen: Ummm . . .

Everyone: . . . .

Rhen: Ummm . . .

Everyone: . . . .

Rhen: Ummm . . .

Everyone: . . . .

Ulf's Mommy: Maybe we could burn that guy? *points at Matri*

Matri: Burn her! *points at Ava*

Ava: How about Devin?

Devin: Let's burn my wife!

Alicia: Sure . . . fine by me!

Galahad: Bye I'm gonna go to a dentist! *goes to dentist*

Ulf: Okay, we burn the princess.

Everyone but Alicia: Burn the witch! Burn the witch!

Hepitus: But I am a witch!

Iya: *kills Hepitus* Not anymore! Oh wait . . . I did not get her blessing! Oh well, no completing Aveyond 2!

Rhen: Actually, no! *loads save*

 

One Save Later . . .

 

Matri: Burn her! *points at Ava*

Ava: How about Devin?

Devin: Let's burn my wife!

Alicia: Sure . . . fine by me!

Galahad: Bye I'm gonna go to a dentist! *goes to dentist*

Ulf: Okay, we burn the princess.

Everyone but Alicia: Burn the witch! Burn the witch!

Hepitus: But I am the witch!

Iya: Go home!

Rhen: Yay! Now wo don't have to load anything!

Everyone: *burnes Alicia*

Alicia: *death by chocolate- I mean fire*

Ulf: Yay!

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:D Do you like it, Matri?

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