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Aveyond 2: A Parody - Update June 7

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It's Wyvern.XD And two things from the last two updates made me laugh to death:

Iya:*uses magic*

G1:*dies*

G2:Yea,what he did!*dies*

That one cracked me up!

 

And the second is:

Iya: Good, now I don't have to pass out and act all stupid and weak. Let's go, Ean! *drags Ean to house and knocks on door*

Lol!XD

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Thanks matri and yoyo and . . . uh . . . all you other people that I'm too lazy to name!

 

I'm so sorry, but I'm so darn busy with everything that I have absolutely no time to update.

 

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

I'm Soooooooo sorry!

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OH MY GOD LET'S ALL FREAK OUT CAUSE I'M UPDATING THIS!!!!

 

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Chapter 5

 

Ean: *wakes up* *gags*

 

Iya: Ean, are you okay?

 

Ean: Ack! *chokes*

 

Iya: Did . . . did you lose your voice?

 

Ean: *nods*

 

Iya: Where's the champaign?! Where are the party hats?! Where are the streamers?! 'Cause it's . . . PARTY TIME! *does victory dance*

 

Rye: *appears out of nowhere* Did someone say . . . ppppppaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttyyyyyy?!

 

Iya: What do you think?

 

Rye: Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeessss!!! *does moon walk*

 

Iya: Do you wanna come with us?

 

Rye: Oh yeeeeeeeeeah, baby!

 

Iya: Great! Let's go!

 

Ean: Hey! I regained my voice! Now for a rant! When I lost my voice for five minutes, I realized something. I can transform, but I need transfigurines, so we will go to a place with an opera and siiiiiiiiiing my way to the beast transfigurine with a cool waaaaave and even a--

 

Iya: Bye!

 

Rye: Nnnnnnnooooooooo!!! You are theeeeeee only thing keeping me ssssssaaaaaannnnnnnne!!!

 

Iya: *hugs Rye* Of course! You're so . . . manly!!!

 

Rye: Mmmmmm-hmmmmmmm. Whaaaaaatever!

 

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Indra wrote:

Snow Lady: Live with it! Anyways, *points to world map* I wanna rule here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and . . . here!

Imp: Why didn't you just say the whole world?

Snow Lady: *ignores* And I wanna be the Snow Queen and turn everyone to ice and say "Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha" until I die.

 

 

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Lulz this is soo funny!!

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Whoah, just take a look at this...

This is a great parody!

Although it's me or what, but Ean's Mom did acknowledge Iya when she's saying about the biscuit thing :D

Ean being all rant and weak..

Ahaha, why didn't you make the Snow Queen fails to take Iya and grabs Ean instead? XDD

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@kenneth: XD I totally get it. I DID write this, y'know :D :D :D

 

@shadowshed: Yeah, Ean's mom did say something about it but . . . who cares.

 

Snow Queen instead grabs Ean . . .why the heck didn't I think of that?! Haha, you're funny.

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Ean's souls fled away to every holes and he is going to be saved by the Iya who never passes the 'waking up elder tree'.

Oh, just remember, Iya went strong only cuz her power was awaken by that queen.. Or just leave them be some tormented couple? XDDD *evil thoughts*

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Yeah. I was led by Indra.

But it suits her plot, right? >D

*imagines every funny things that could happen*

just wait until they have to go to underworld! I mean, the BIGGEST HOLE!!!

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Hmmm...

At the end, Ean marries Iya and had become strong. The hole-lover's special power is making holes in his creative ways to gain experiences that he won't get from battles nor dodging the vampires to explore the biggest hole instead.

What class he would be?

Iya = magic wielder => song mage

Ean = shape shifter(or anything whatsoever) => hole shifter

 

¿...?

@indra: don't hate me to bring such things into your thread. Just tell if you want to get rid of them

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The world is ending cause it's an update!!!!!

 

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Ean: Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . .

 

Iya: What the heck are you doing.

 

Ean: Getting into character! Ohmmmmmmmmmm . . .

 

Iya: :o

 

Rye: What now, pppppppaaaaarrrrrtyyyyyyy peoplesssss? Pppppaaaarrrrtttyyyy time????? Whoot wooot! :banana:

 

Iya: Nope. But I forgot what happens next so . . . let's read the Gamzebo walkthrough!

 

Rye *reads*: "We should now head for Thais. go to the world map where you had anchored your canoe. From there enter the cave in the mountain to your right. You will find yourself in the Green weed Plain."

 

Ean: We have a canoe?? :o Now that we have a canoe there is a whole world of possibilities! Romantic nights sailing gently while Italian dudes play violins, riding waves in the ocean, fishing, falling out and almost drowning--the possibilities are endles! Not to mention-

 

Iya: SHUT IT!!! Hey look I got a knew spell! *casts spell* Hehe. My feet got bigger.

 

Rye: Whhhhuuuuuuuuutttttttttt????? *dies*

 

Iya: Hey look for unknown reasons we are standing by a river and there is a canoe! Bath time! *starts taking off shoes*

 

Rye *in some sort of deep voice*: Iiiiiitttt's bbbbbaaaaattthhhtime!

 

Ean: I thought you was dead! And if your dead than we have to dig a whole and I will be all like mwahahahaha I am the god of holes and you will rot and decay like a cake that was thrown away in that game Cake Mania and I will go mwahahaha even more then go and start to stab the snow queen with my awesomeness!

 

Iya: Can we just leave?

 

Ean: Yeah.

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This is a long and random update :P

 

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In the River

 

Ean: Whuuuuutttt?????

Iya? What Whuuuuuuutttt???

Ean *pointing*: That whuuuuuttttt.

Iya: That boulder is whuuuuutttt????

Ean: Yes, that is the whuuuuuttt.

Rye: What he's trying to say is: "This is what I'm Whuuuuuutttt-ing at!"

Iya: Whuuuuutttt???

Rye: :missyou:

Iya: Me?

Rye: :hammer:

Iya: Ean! Rye's having a spaz attack!

Rye: :smileattack:

Ean: Whuuuuuttttt????

Iya: You heard me! This is no time for whuuuuutttts!

Rye: :hamster:

Iya: Ean! Save me!

Rye: *spaz attacks the boulder*

Iya: *starts paddling like mad*

Ean: Iya, what's wrong? It's only a spaz attack and spaz attacks are normal so it really doesn't matter so look there is no boulder and I'm a happy awesomeness dude so there's no worry in the world about pumpkins so Iya why do you hate pumpkins so much?

Rye: :lock:

Iya: Why is he a dancing lock?

Ean: Becuase, Iya, it's a spaz attack! It's only a spaz attack and spaz attacks are normal so it really doesn't matter so look there is no boulder and I'm a happy awesomeness dude so there's no worry in the world about pumpkins so Iya why do you hate pumpkins so much?

Iya: Didn't you just say that before?

Ean: Say what?

Iya: Nevermind. Now: how do we end this spaz attack?

Ean: Really? It's only a spaz attack and spaz attacks are normal so it really doesn't matter so look there is no boulder and I'm a happy awesomeness dude so there's no worry in the world about pumpkins so Iya why do you hate pumpkins so much?

Iya: :o That's the third time you said that.

Ean: Said what?

Iya: And that's the second time you said that!

Ean: Said what?

Iya: Third!

Ean: Said what?

Iya: Fourth!

Ean: Said what?

Iya: Fifth!

Ean: Sixth! Seventh! Eigth! Ninth!

Iya: What are you doing?

Ean: It doesn't take that long to catch onto the pattern.

Rye: Hey, look there's the woods that leads to Tttthhhhaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiissssssss!!!

Iya: *randomly hugs Rye*

Ean: *also hugs Rye*

Iya: What are you doing?

Ean: It doesn't take that long to catch onto the pattern!

Iya: That's the second time you said that!

Ean: Said what?

Iya: Sixth!

Ean: Seventh! Eigth! Ninth! Tenth!

Iya: Shut up.

Ean: Or what?

Iya: Nothing.

Ean: YAY! I CAN GET AWAY WITH WHATEVER I WANT CAUSE OH OH OH YEAH BABY I'M THE GOD OF HOLES! POCKER FACE! LADY GAGA! MR. GAGA! HEY--

Iya: Mr. Gaga?

Ean: Whuuuuutttttt???? Who dat?

Iya: But you just said--

Ean: Said what?

Rye: While these elves argue, it's time to leeeeeaaaaaaavvvvvvve! See you later, fooooollllllkkkkksssssss!!!!

 

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Another update because I might be gone for a while . . .

 

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Ean: *gasps* Look at that city! It's so huge! But first we have to travel through the woods . . . OF DOOM!!! *dies*

Iya: Umm . . . okay, let's go through the normal woods that have nothing to do with dying!

Rye: Hey look! There's a ho--

Iya: Shut up! Don't say that word or Ean will spring to life! And I know that theres a . . . you know what leading to the woods in that weird cave! Now, I say we ditch Ea--

Ean: Who said ditch!?!?! Ditch is a synonym for hole!!!!

Iya: Wow, someone's been reading their thesaurus!

Ean: I know! And it's really interesting to because I found out all these words for hole like ditch and hole and ditch and hole and ditch and hole and ditch and hole and ditch and hole and--

Rye: Whuuuuuuutttt???

Iya: Your a little late. That was the last update!

Rye: Sorry, you see, I have canver.

Iya: Canver?

Rye: Canver.

Iya: Canver?

Rye: Canver.

Iya: Canver?

Rye: Canver.

Iya: What does it mean?

Rye: Oh, it's this disease. I think Ean has it too. It's where you'll randomly fall down dead but can be revived by your favorite word!

Iya: What's yours?

Rye: It's--*dies*

Ean: And ditch and hole and ditch and hole and ditch and hole and ditch and hole and ditch and hole--*dies*

Iya: Hmm . . . I'll avoid saying Ean's word, and try to figure out Rye's. Now, to read a walkthrough to find out Rye's word! *reads whole walkthrough* What? There's nothing!

Rye: *stands up* I'm alive!

Iya: What's your word?

Rye: Nothing.

Iya: What's your word?

Rye: Nothing.

Iya: What's your word?

Rye: Nothing.

Iya: What's your word?

Rye: Nothing.

Iya: What's your word?

Rye: Nothing.

Iya: What's your word?

Rye: Nothing.

Iya: Ooooooh, your word is nothing!

Rye: Exactly.

Iya: Now, to leave Ean here while we go to an inn and have a party and find RIP!

Rye: But we didn't get that quest yet . . .

Iya: I know, but RIP also stands for "Really Interesting People".

Rye: Aah. Hey, there's Thais!

Iya: Yay!

*the to run off into the distance, holding hands and singing*

 

Somewhere in the woods . . .

 

Ean: *stands up* But . . . but I was faking having Canver! I don't really have it! Waaaaiiiiittttt!!!!

 

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