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Thais Castle

Iya: We're off to see the Prince, the wonderful Prince of Thais!

Ean: Look!

Iya: What?

Ean: Uthar has a... potholder! Embroidered with gold! Framed in golden salamander skin!

Iya: Your hopeless. Hey! Uthar! Get your good for nothing butt over here! NOW!

Uthar: What, peasant?

Rye: :help:

Uthar: What kind of atrocity are you people, anyways? I do not see how you could pass for normal with your pointed ears and odd colored hair. And why to you not speak, little green haired monster?

Rye: :x

Iya: His names Rye, Uthar.

Uthar: Humph! What do you need, anyways?

Ean: Well, according to this walk through I got online, your supposed to give us a letter to give to that chick in Candar.

Uthar: Oh, right. Here is your letter. *hands letter*

Rye: :thanks:

Ean: Wait. Guys, I think we just cheated.

Iya: Who cares?

Rye: :taz:

Thais (Inside Raquel's house)

Raquel: Help me, please!

Iya: With what?

Raquel: Oh! Mordock is trying to steal my late father's house with a fake will! Oh!

Ean: Guys, it says on this walk through that we have to go up to her room, take the from the bedside table, use it to open the clock and we will find the real will!

Rye: :smileattack:

A couple minutes later

Iya: That walk through's great, and Raquel even gave us a spell!

Rye: :banana:

Iya: Now... BOTH OF YOU DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!

Ean: Do I have to?

Rye: :cry:

Iya: YES! AND AFTERWARDS WE ARE GOING TO CANDAR TO TALK TO ELLA!

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Too much silly!

Ean: Uthar has a... potholder! Embroidered with gold! Framed in golden salamander skin!
Ean: Well, according to this walk through I got online, your supposed to give us a letter to give to that chick in Candar.

Next story include Nicholas?

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Ean: Well, according to this walk through I got online, your supposed to give us a letter to give to that chick in Candar.

Uthar: Oh, right. Here is your letter. *hands letter*

Rye: :thanks:

Ean: Wait. Guys, I think we just cheated.

Iya: Who cares?

Rye::taz:

 

Lol! I love how Rye speaks in emoticons

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On the path to Candar, a city of love... kinda...

Ean: Oh no! Iya, look! Those mean guards from- Iya? *looks at Iya and Rye, standing on pile of unconscious guards*

Iya: What?

Ean: Well, first you knock out all the guards, then you take all the equipment.

Iya: Yeah, um, about that... there were only three guards and, you got last pick so, uh, here. *hands Ean bright pink armor and helmet*

Rye: :D

Candar

Iya: Ean! I was wandering around looking in all the houses for the peoples possessions so that I could take them and then I saw this girl- I think her name was Emma or something like that - but anyways, I gave her some money so she could go somewhere and do something...

Ean: Wow. Longest run on sentence ever! But we really have to go talk to the princess.

Candar Palace

Ella: Who dares enter my palace?

Rye: :loving: :loving: :loving:

Iya: Look, cut the chit-chat, we got a very pixelated world to save!

Ella: Okay, uh, what do you want?

Iya: YOUR MOM!

Ean: Actually, we just wanted to give you this letter from Uthar, and according to this walkthrough you then give us a letter to Uthar.

Ella: Oh, that's easy. You know, I don't remember writing this letter, it just appeared one day, weird, huh?

Iya: Okay, great, gotta go!

Ella: Wait, can't this little green guy stay, he's kinda cute...

Rye: :giggle:

Iya: I don't think so, lady. Well, nice seeing ya. But don't you worry your big, disproportionate head, we'll be back. Maybe... *grabs Rye by his collar, drags him away*

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Oh WOW! For Rye :loving: Ella. Ean got a pink armor! The next chapter is going back to Thais?

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Thais

Iya: HEY UTHAR, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE! NOW!!!!!!!

Ean: You better do what she says...

Uthar: Hmph! What is it now peasants?

Iya: Letter from Ella, Royal pain.

Uthar: What did you just call me?

Iya: Just read the letter!

Uthar: I can't.

Ean: WHY???????

Uthar: I don't have thumbs. So I cant hold the paper.

Rye: :giggle:

Ean: I will hold it for you.

Uthar: Fine. It's about some weapon we can use to destroy stuff.

Ean: Oh! I read about this in the walkthrough! Now we have to go to Seri to talk to Rip!

Uthar: Yeah, you will. Just take my brother with you, he's been spending to much time chating.

Iya: What is a chating?

Greystone Pass

Iya: So, tell me a little about yourself, Nicolas, right?

Nicolas: 22, Male, Thais. asl?

Iya: What?

Ean: It means age, sex location.

Iya: Oh, 16, Female, The Vale.

Rye: :dragon:

Nicolas: rofl!!!! u guys wnt 2 get sum shields?

Iya: ???

Ean: From where?

Iya: How can you understand him?

Ean: Oh, Google translator!

Nicolas: lol, wher did i meet ths dude? duh! here!

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oH MY GOSH! This is soooo funny!

Post more!

Please!

Things I like about this: 1. Stupid Ean (like Patrick from Spongebob) 2. Iya the Homicidal Maniac (for lack of a better word) 3. Emoticon Rye 4. txtr Nich (rofl, so slly) 5. Scary Ella

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That Big mountain place by Thais

Ean: Mountains.

Iya: Yes, Ean, these are mountains. Good job!

Rye: :laughing:

Nicholas: U guys nvr seen a mountain b4?

Ean: You have?

Nicholas: Ttly! On Google Images.

Iya: You confuzzle me.

Ean: Iya! Can we please go in that cave over there? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEE???????????????????

Iya: Meh. Fine.

In the Cave of... DOOM!

Hermit: Why are you people HERE? Your supposed to be saving the World! Do you know what will happen if you don't save the world?!? Well, do you? Of course you don't know! Why would you care, you guy's have faces! At least in Aveyond: Rhen's Quest we had body's in our speech boxes! But now what do we have, nothing! You guys should consider someone else for once, okay? Maybe we are really tired because we don't have a bed in our house, or we are sad because you guys keep waltzing in and taking all our money and food! And what about all the useful tips us non-playable characters give you? We give you useful bits of information, and all you do is start walking away! And what about all those poor animals you kill? The only reason they attack you is because you keep running in to them! Now how may I help you?

Nicholas: I hrd u sel shield spelz? iz zat tru?

Hermit: Yes...

Many, many shield spells later

Rye: :awww:

Hermit: Uh... thank you?

Outside

Iya: Did you really have to buy all those shield spells?

Nicholas: But it wuz a buy 1, get them all at same price.

Iya: Murg. Let's go in that other cave.

Many cave walks later

Iya: Oh, COOL!!! Cyclops dung! That can only mean one thing.

Ean: There's a cyclops close by?

Iya: Of course not! It means I wasn't the one who dealt it!

Cyclops: Rarr!

Iya: A... pony? Eepf! *runs towards cyclops, hopping on it's back*

Iya: Go horsey, go!

Cyclops: Ugh, if you guys get her off me, I'll just go and give you the figure.

Ean: Meh. Five more minutes.

Rye: :blink:

Cyclops: Fine.

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Seri Desert

Iya: Ugh, to bad that cyclops just gave us the wooden thingamajig, I wanted to fight him!

Ean: *mutters to Nicholas* And she's supposed to save the world?

Nicholas: i knw, rght?

Ean: Where did Iya go this time?

Nicholas: um, idk.

Iya: Guys! I found this weird cave place with this weird short guy- he said he was a gnome or something, I wasn't really listening- and he was all like 'don't take this gold unless you want to be rich' so then I took the gold.

Rye: :bravo:

Ean: How much?

Iya: Of what?

Ean: The money!

Iya: What money?

Ean: The money you took!

Iya: What money I- oh, yeah. That money. about 500,00 or so...

Nicholas: lol! nvr will we haf 2 pay 4 stuf again!

Seri

Iya: Why can't we buy more than 99 of an item? It would be so useful...

Ean: No, Iya. It wouldn't.

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Seri

Iya: Boy, walking around is really tiring! Lets stop at that inn!

Ean: No!

Iya: Please?

Ean: Fine. But you owe me a cookie!

Nicholas: i lik cookiez

Rye: :loving:

Seri Inn

Ean: Maybe we can find Rip here...

Iya: 'Rest in Peace'? How would we find that?

Nicholas: he means that person Uthar told us about

Iya: Oooooooh!

Rye: :oops:

Mysterious Stranger Standing in the Corner: You kids looking for Rip?

Ean: Yes, why do you ask, Mysterious Stranger Standing in the Corner?

MSSITC: Because I just might know where that person is...

Iya: REALLY???

MSSITC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Now leave me alone!

Nicholas: thnx

Mysterious Stranger Sitting in the Corner: I know where Rip is, because I am she!

Iya: Meh.

Rip: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'MEH'?!?!?!

Iya: Your entrance, it could have been a little better. Maybe some smoke or something. Or sparkles! I like sparkles!

Rip: Just come with me to the back room!

Back Room of Inn that is in Seri

Rip: Look, you guys need to meet me somewhere better than this.

Nicholas: y?

Rip: Look, if you need me, I'll be in the desert.

*Rip walks out in a huff*

Rye: :chicken:

Ean: Don't worry guys, we'll have to see her again if we want to save the world!

Iya: So we're never gonna see her again? YES!

Nicholas: u dont care about te world?

Iya: No, not really.

Ean: Your the Chosen One???

Iya: Ionno.

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Mysterious Stranger Sitting in the Corner: I know where Rip is, because I am she!

Iya: Meh.

Rip: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'MEH'?!?!?!

Iya: Your entrance, it could have been a little better. Maybe some smoke or something. Or sparkles! I like sparkles!

 

This is hilarious, nice job! :D

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