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Aveyond 2, a parody

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Seri Desert

Ean: We could make fried eggs in this heat. ON THE GROUND!

Nicholas: wat iz a 'fried egg'?????

Ean: I have no idea.

Rye: :Ambulance:

Ean: What? I have no idea what you saying.

Iya: Rye says "You know this might be Global Warming. Some speculate that is a government conspiracy, although I personally believe it is real. So if we can all do our part and reduce our carbon footprint, we can save the world!".

Ean: Deep.

Iya: Any who, how are we going to find this Rip character.

Ean: One sec...*fiddles on laptop*

Ean: Aha! This 'Aveyond 2- Ean's Quest' walk through - you hear that Iya, its my quest, not yours- we need to go to a cave.

Nicholas: *gestures towards cave* u mean this cave?

Iya: Cave!!!! *runs into cave.

Inside Uber cave of Caveiness

Iya: Ahoy there, mateys!

Pirate 1: Who are you?

Rip: A... frenemy.

Ean: So why did you summon us here?

Rip: I didn't summon you...

Ean: You didn't?

Rip: No. I need dynamite, a sail, and a anchor.

Iya: I don't know about you guys, but I have plenty of dynamite and anchors.

Nicholas: im scared

Rye: :help:

Rip: Do you guys have a sail?

Ean: I have a snail.

Iya: Would this odor-eliminating canvas work?

Rip: Unfortunately, yes.

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@pinkjaguar12: Iya is very good at understanding dysfunctional people.

@everyone: Thanks for all the compliments.

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World Map

Iya: I don't get it...

Nicholas: wut???

Iya: Why when we are exploring an area, we are small, but when we are going from place to place, we are big...

Nicholas: magic...

Rye: :skunk:

Ava: Now that ye have a ship, where do ye want to go?

Ean: Thais. To talk to .... Uthar.

Rip: Oh...

Nicholas: y r we always talking 2 uthar about stuf, why not just figure it out rselves?

Ean: Because I can't read.

Iya: So thats why you kept getting held back in 1st grade!

Ava: I am very confused.

Iya: Yes you are, Ava, yes you are...

Thais Castle

Iya: Hey! Look! It's that Emma Lady!

Ean: Who?

Emma: Hey, like, guys! Can I, like, join you party?

Iya: Yes, if you don't have a humpback whale with you.

Emma: Like, YAY!

Rye: :loving: :loving: :loving:

Emma: Your, like, cute.

Rye: :oops:

Iya: TO UTHAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Agh! Sorry to all for not updating more. School can be so overwhelming...

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Thais Castle

Iya: UTHAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uthar: What do you need, pointy eared, blue hair dyed girl?

Iya: We found RIP!

Emma: Uthar is, like, hot!

Wyst: Staw away, he's mine.

Emma: Unofficially.

Wyst: *sticks out tongue*

Uthar: Who is this Rip?

Ava: I be Rip!

Uthar: Oh! The creepy, one eyed, purple haired, creepy person. I don't remeber you!

Ean: Look, do you want us to go to the land of the Dead and find the squirrels that manage to appear in every Aveyond Game, except Ahrimans Prophecy, or not?

Uthar: Wait- How did you know that?

Ean: Walkthrough, duh!

Nicholas: my bro is a n00b

Uthar: Just do what the pointy ear boy said.

Iya: FINE!!!!

Rye: :sleep:

Ava: Ahoy mateys! We should seek sleep in Ye Olde Inne!

Emma: Like, touche.

Rye: :S

Iya: TO THE INN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE Inn

Iya: *whispering to Ean and Rye* I think Emma is the Snow Queen.

Ean: They both are very Valley Girlish.

Rye: :offtopic:

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What is this? This. Is. An Update! Yay?

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Bogwood

Iya: Why do all of these towns for witches have the word 'wood' in them?

Ean: Why do you ask so many questions?

Iya:... OHMIGOSH!!!!!!!

Nicholas: ???

Iya: Can we pweez stay in that inn, pweez?

Emma: But don't you, like, own a, like, farm where you can, like, sleep?

*flashback*

Iya: Ean, buy the farm NOW!

*Un-flashback*

Iya: Your point?

Emma: ... like...

Ava: Arr, let the girl have some fun, arr.

Ean: FINE! BUT I'M NOT GONNA LIKE IT!

Rye: :party:

The Inn in Bogwood

Emma: Like, why are the beds, like, tattered?

Gavin: Because I have slept on them.

Iya: Ew...

Gavin: Women love me. They fight over anything I've touched. *flashes rather toothy smile*

Nicholas: lol

Gavin: Excuse me?

Nicholas: lol

Gavin: What does that mean?

Iya: Laugh out Loud, duh! And how on Aia do people think your hot?

Gavin: Ionno.

Iya: You look like that creepy Cal guy from Titanic.

Emma: That movie was, like, so amazing.

Nicholas: ikr?

Iya: Wheres Ean? *sees Ean sleeping on table*

Iya: Oh.

Rye: :facepalm:

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@Everyone: Thanks for all the nice comments!

He he... I should be doing homework right now... this is gonna be really short...

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Bogwood

Heptitus: Here, have the whatever blessing...

Iya: Why are you just giving it to me?

Heptitus: I just don't care anymore, what with this recession and all... No one's buying my blessings!

Rye: :S

Ean: THIS ISN'T IN THE WALKTHROUGH!!!

Gavin: I'm so hot.

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Gavin: I'm so hot.

 

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

 

That line is halarious beyond words. And just the way that it was just randomly placed there!

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Hehehehe... another short one....

Bogwood

Iya: So, uh, now we don't have to do anything about Mimsy?

Nicholas: idk

Ean: ...We need to go to that other elf place...

Emma: Do we, like, have to?

Ava: NYARGH! *attacks Emma*

Rye: :thanks:

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Emma: Do we, like, have to?

Ava: NYARGH! *attacks Emma*

Hilarious! Why exactly did Ava attack Emma, tho?

 

BTW, I hope you don't mind if I use the 'Uses Like Too Much' idea on Te'ijal in my Av1 Parody.

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*triumphant music plays* Ha ha! I am not dead!

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World Map

Ean: Y'know, in every other Aveyond game they give you a world map. But what do they give you in this one? Nada! Nilch! The Big O!

Iya: And...?

Ean: Are we not good enough? Do we not deserve a map? I think we do! Especially with Rye as our navigator!

Rye: :guilty:

Ean: And it's not like Ava is any better! And she is a pirate! Aren't pirates supposed to be good navigators, or something?

Ava: About that... I have a confession to make...

Emma: Like, just spit it, like, out!

Ava: I'm not actually a pirate, I'm a... a... BEAUTY PAGEANT GIRL!

Nicholas: lol

Iya: Ok, I used to pick my nose.

Ean: Iya, you still pick your nose.

Iya: Oh, yeah, right.

Nicholas: FAIL

Emma: Shouldn't we, like, be, like, saving the, like, world or something?

Rye: :laughing:

Iya: Meh, it'll wait, it's not that important, right?

Ava: And she's the Chosen One, eh?

Nicholas: im scared...

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Ean: Y'know, in every other Aveyond game they give you a world map. But what do they give you in this one? Nada! Zilch! The Big O!

Iya: And...?

Ean: Are we not good enough? Do we not deserve a map? I think we do! Especially with Rye as our navigator!

Rye: :guilty:

 

Ava: I'm not actually a pirate, I'm a... a... BEAUTY PAGEANT GIRL!

 

Emma: Shouldn't we, like, be, like, saving the, like, world or something?

Iya: Meh, it'll wait, it's not that important, right?

 

That chapter = :laughing: times 1,700!

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Stardale Glen

Ean: Whew! We finally got somewhere!

Iya: And without dying!

Ean: ...

Nicholas: lol

Rye: :blink:

Emma: There's a, like, sign up, like, ahead.

Ava: Well, is anyone gonna read it?

Iya: I never got past 2nd grade.

Ean: A and Z confuse me.

Nicholas: idk how 2 read

Emma: Like, no.

Gavin: I’m too hot to read.

Ava: ...

Rye: :taz:

Iya: He's saying he can read.

Ava: Rye is a mute freak, I don't think he'll be of much help. And, Iya, how can you understand Rye , but not be able to read?

Iya: Ionno.

Nicholas: roflol

Ava: Well, I can read.

Ean: Well?

Ava: Well what?

Ean: What does it say?!?

Ava: Ooooh! It says 'Stardale Glen'.

Iya: Cool. Hey, did you hear something?

Ean: It must be the mirror conveniently placed in our backpack. *Ean removes mirror from bag*

Mirror: Hey, guys... this is awkward...

Iya: SNOW QUEEN! YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO EVERYTHING!!!

Snow Queen: I'm just so lonely...

Rye: :dual:

Ava: Creeper...

Gavin: I'm just soooooooooooooo hot!

Emma: Like, Snow Queen or, like, whatever, go, like, away!

SQ: *sniff sniff* Fine, I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU!!!

Nicholas: ppl r so weird sumtimes...

Ean: Tell me about it.

Iya: Everybody love my pumpernickels.

World Map

Ean: WE STILL DON'T HAVE A MAP!

Gavin: Don't worry, my good looks will guide us too our destination. Because I'm so hot.

Rye: :jester:

 

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Sorry it's so long...

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Hehe, I love how Gavin just keeps pointing out how hot he is. As for the length, I'm glad you posted a longer one than you have been.

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