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... OMG!!! I'm not dead!!! ... really needed to update this... feel free to hate me...

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World Map

Emma: Like, are we, like, lost, like, again?

Gavin: Don’t worry, my-

Ava: GAVIN JUST SHUT UP! HONESTLY, I’VE SEEN ROCKS SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU! Well, except for Rye, he’s pretty smart… anyways, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE WORLD! IF I KNEW ANY BETTER I WOULD THINK YOU WERE ALL A BUNCH OF SCHOOL CHILDREN, NOT THE PEOPLE DESTINED TO SAVE AIA! I WOULD BE SCARED! AND VERYTIME IT SEEMS WE’VE FINALLY ACHIEVED SOMETHING, YOU ALL RUIN IT! AND EVERYTIME YOU GUYS DO THIS, YOU WASTE TIME! AND TIME ISN’T SOMETHING WE CAN AFFORD TO WASTE!

Iya: Wasting time? Says the lady who just YELLED A MONOLOGUE!

Rye: :P

Nicholas: ikr?

Ean: Look, why don’t we just walk into that small town over there and find out what were going to do next, even though I already know what we are going to do because I read the walkthrough.

Verashema

Elf Lady: Y'all's ain't from around here, is ya?

Iya: None of your bees wax, lady! Heh... bees wax... heh...

Emma: Iya, did you, like, forget your, like, medicine?

Iya: ...Maybe...

Elf Lady: I was just tryin' to be friendly ta y'all, hyuck hyuck!

Rye: :o

Nicholas: omg u guis!!! i found these goblins we can ttly kill!!!

Iya: Kill stuff? I'M IN!!!

Ean: WE CAN'T!

Ava: Why not? It worked last time.

Ean: Because we haven't looked at that darn cliff yet, trying to get to that abandoned city place, only to discover it's a frickin' wall of ROCK! And stupid Rye used all the dynamite.

Gavin: It doesn't matter, because I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot!

Ava: Gavin... don't make me get the frying pan...

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:laughing:

 

Iya: None of your bees wax, lady! Heh... bees wax... heh...

Emma: Iya, did you, like, forget your, like, medicine?

Iya: ...Maybe...

 

:laughing::laughing: Yay, you finally updated!

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yay for NEVER updating.

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Shivendale Woods

Iya: *singing* Walking through the forest, looking for some trolls, walking through the forest, gonna kill some trolls! La la la!

Ean: Why don’t we just use your singing to kill the trolls?

Ava: It makes sense.

Gavin: I can sing good because I’m hot!

Ava: Why don’t you go look in that river Gavin, ok?

Gavin: Yay! I’m gonna look at the prettiest person in the world!

Emma: Like, what’s, like, wrong with, like, him?

Rye: :ill:

Nicholas: look, trolls! lol

Iya: Hmph! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Troll 1: Wait, wait! We can explain!

Ean: Iya, let’s listen to them… maybe they have a potholder I can have…

Troll 2: Blue haired one has much weird friends. He he. Make troll laugh hard.

Emma: So, like, what was it you, like, wanted to, like, tell, like, us?

Troll 1: Well, um, we were, er, uh-

Serendipity: What he’s trying to tell you is that I was on vacation and these guys were my bodyguards so that nobody would bug me. NOW WHADDYA WANT?!?

Ava: We were wondering if you could-

Gavin: Guys! Guys! I was looking at my totally hot self, when a fish jumped up and slapped me in the face! What a jerk!

Rye: :offtopic:

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BWAHAHAHAHAH!

 

My gods, that was a long pause between updates...

 

I love the new chapter!

 

Gavin: Guys! Guys! I was looking at my totally hot self, when a fish jumped up and slapped me in the face! What a jerk!

 

BWAHAAHAHAHA!

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